Thursday May 5 @ 03:22am
Thursday May 5 @ 03:19am
Thursday May 5 @ 03:19am
So Chris Evans likes brunettes, girls who like to argue, and girls who love dogs. It’s official, we’re getting married.
Thursday May 5 @ 02:53am
Thursday May 5 @ 02:48amshall i compare thee to a summer’s day
thou art sweaty and warm and disgusting please go away
Thursday May 5 @ 02:48am
Wednesday May 5 @ 11:35pm
- “Ghost hunters”: If you’re here with us, can you give us a sign?
- Ghost: *knock knock*
- “Ghost hunters”: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!!
- Ghost: …
“People have orgasms at the sound of my voice.”

